Three Types of People

There are three kinds of people: d*icks, p*ussies and as*sholes.

P*ussies think everyone can get along and d*icks, reckless and arrogant they are, just want to f*uck all the time without thinking it through. But then, you got your as*shole who wants to shit all over everything.

So p*ussies may get mad at d*icks once in awhile because p*ussies get f*ucked by d*icks. P*ussies may think they can deal with as*sholes their way, but the only thing that can f*uck an as*shole is a d*ick with some balls.

The problem with d*icks is that sometimes they f*uck too much or f*uck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a p*ussy to show them that but sometimes p*ussies get so full of shit that they become as*sholes themselves because p*ussies are an inch and a half away from as*sholes.

If d*icks weren't allowed to f*uck as*sholes, we're going to have our d*icks and p*ussies all covered in shit. (Excerpt from the movie, “Team America: World Police”)